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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Fatal Trilogy

These 3 things never escape from my life. They will always pay a visit after I just completed my final assignment of the semester, no matter how much I loathe them. These 3 horrible MONSTERS that have been haunting my happy life are mouth ulcers, sore throat and flu.

MONSTER 1: MOUTH ULCER
Mouth ulcers are my monthly habitual activity. The more I tried to deter it by drinking tones of water plus avoiding fried food, the more it multiplied like mushrooms after the rain. The strange part was every time my niece has ulcers, the next thing I knew was me gotten affected. Just can’t tolerate that annoying white spots with red outline on your lips, gums or even tongue.

HERO: ORAL AID
I would recommend for prone ulcers victims like me to use Oral Aid which is super effective. It makes me burst to tears after applying, but has a faster healing effect compare to others.

MONSTER 2: SORE THROAT
You wake up on that beautiful morning, and the next thing you realized is that burning sensation in your throat. You took a big gulp of water and it hurts. ARGH!!! I can’t resist eating, as usual. However, sore throat did and amazing job of killing my appetite. Worst of all, my angelic voice has transformed to an ugly toad, croaking away desperately in its low, deep voice. I find it hard to accomplish my potential in eating and chatting. The pain is just unbearable.

HERO: STRESPILS (ops I forget my hero’s name)

MONSTER 3: FLU
Your nose literally has become the faulty pipe that overflows. You can’t sleep efficiently because your nose is stuck. Difficult to breathe. Hard to concentrate as you’ll be holding tissue all the time as a stopper on your nose. Even worst, even the World’s Best Chef’s signature dish seems bland and unappetizing. Cause you lost your taste buds.

HERO: CLARINASE
Clarinase is highly effective. One tablet is enough to say BYE BYE~~ flu. However, it depends on the strength of your army, your immune system.

Please consult a doctor for prescription.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Exam Period


A Study on Students’ Behaviour during Exam Period.

Research Method: Observation

Before Exam Period

Girls, looking fabulous with their striking smoky eyes, with long, lusty eyelashes coated with double layers of mascara.

Their fresh blow-dry hair wafting against the wind as though there were in hair commercial.

Their matching-colored top and bottom attires with their killer heels which is 4inches tall.

Boys, looking stunning and debonair with their well-waxed hair with contact lenses.


During Exam Period


Swollen eyes after their sleepless nights for burning midnight oil and last minute study.

Their exam-styled hairdo,” Just wake up” was combed using bare hands and gel using water.

Nerdy spectacles come into fashion. Their collection consists of different shapes and sizes even puts Elton John to shame.

Some even walked into the exam hall confidently with their pajamas and toilet slippers.
I really find it cute to see how they tuned into nerd.fm.. Hee hee.. im a victim myself.